6/30/2023 0 Comments Ross friends im fine meme![]() ![]() I can’t believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!” Friends, Season Five, Episode 17: “The One with Rachel’s Inadvertent Kiss” And you know that other window other there is the stairway. Those first two windows, that’s the lobby. No, she lives on the 3rd floor, eighth apartment from the left. Monica: What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left. She lives in, like, some kind of hot-girl parallel universe or something. Joey: Because it’s impossible to find her apartment. I’m never going to get to meet her anyway. Joey: It’s not my first time.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 14: “The One Where Everybody Finds Out” The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler, the sooner this is all over and out in the open. Joey: You-and-I sexy?” Friends, Season Five, Episode 13: “The One with Joey’s Bag” Joey: Well, I ain’t gonna say no to that.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 13: “The One with Joey’s Bag” “ Joey: But it is odd how a woman’s purse looks so good on me, a man. Joey: Not in my head.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 3: “The One Hundredth” I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses. “ Rachel: Monica, you’re gonna be very proud of me. Joey: So you go to Tokyo.” Friends, Season Four, Episode 17: The One with the Free Porn” Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.” Friends, Season Four, Episode 17: The One with the Free Porn” Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? And that he actually found it funny, not sexy? Rachel: No, he told me he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.Ĭhandler: Oh, oh, yeah. “ Rachel: You know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua. Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will.” Friends, Season Four, Episode 17: The One with the Free Porn” So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV.Ĭhandler: And no one touches the air around the TV. We don’t know what could make this go away. “ Rachel: You know, do we really have to watch this while we eat?Ĭhandler: No, no, no, no, no. Joey: No, I had sex in high school.” Friends, Season Four, Episode 9: “The One Where They’re Going to a Party” Didn’t you read Lord of the Rings in high school? ![]() Joey: Put your hands together!” Friends, Season Three, Episode 3: “The One with the Jam” The girl from the xerox place, buck naked, or a big tub of jam? I always picture your mom when I’m having sex.” Friends, Season Three, Episode 1: “The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy” Joey: If it makes you feel any better, I do it too. We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that’s like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.” Friends, Season Two, Episode 24: “The One with Barry and Mindy’s Wedding” Beatty comes up to me and says ‘good actor, bad kisser’. Joey: That is so not my motto.” Friends, Season Two, Episode 21: “The One with the Bullies” My motto is, “Get out before they go down.” Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. And ZXY because I think it sounds “zexy.” Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. “ Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. Joey: Well if you can’t talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt!” Friends, Season One, Episode 15: “The One with the Stoned Guy” Grab a spoon!” Friends, Season One, Episode 1: “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate” You were like, what, 8? Welcome back to the world. This is the best thing to happen to you! You got married. You can get ’em with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream. There’s rocky road and cookie dough and, bing, cherry vanilla. That’s like saying there’s only one flavor of ice cream. Here is the best of Joey Tribbiani talking about sex and dating (or even just implying it). While it might not seem like his regular line would work all that well, Joey was definitely the biggest ladies man in the series. A ghost!” Friends, Season 10, Episode 11: “The One Where the Stripper Cries” Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes About Sex and Dating Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.ĭonny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Describe for Joey “things you find in your refrigerator.” “ Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. “Joey doesn’t share food!” Friends, Season 10, Episode 9: “The One with the Birth Mother” It’s ‘moo’.” Friends, Season Seven, Episode 8: “The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs” “ Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point. How you doin’?'” Friends, Season Four, Episode 13: “The One with Rachel’s Crush” Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say, ‘Hey. “ Rachel: I don’t even know how I would go about it. ![]()
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